A Gift From the Gods
It’s said that the Greek God Poseidon used to wield the Trident, a divine instrument that granted its holder unbelievable power and control over the seas. Nowadays, it’s a hot tub basically used to chill out and relax. Isn’t it weird how things change over the years?
But as you’ve probably guessed, we think the Trident hot tub has more going for it than the mythical tool — but in a slightly different way.
Let’s take a look at Poseidon’s weapon of choice. Yeah, it has the power to form springs, trigger earthquakes and apparently create horses (all true according to Greek mythology), but it all sounds a bit much. Given the option, wouldn’t you rather have the power to take a load off and unwind? 40 powerful and soothing jets massaging deep into your joints and muscles can do just that.
And it’s not just the jets that the Trident hot tub has going for it. Mood-enhancing LED lights can calm and relax tired minds at the end of a long day, and this particular hot tub model has an easy-to-use control panel with an LCD screen. We’re willing to bet anything that Poseidon didn’t have a control panel for his Trident.
At this point, you probably agree with us that the Trident hot tub is clearly superior to the mythical Greek weapon. But just in case. Here are a few more facts to keep in mind:
- There’s plenty of room in the hot tub for five people to use at once, whereas only one deity at a time can wield the Trident.
- The Trident hot tub has neck massage jets, whereas the three-pronged spear has none at all.
- Mythical objects are near-impossible to find and usually cost an absolute fortune. The Trident hot tub can easily be found at Tubs Direct and for the low price of £4999.
Now that we’re definitely on the same page, why not experience first-hand just how divine a Trident hot tub can be? We’re sure it will go down a storm.